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Thursday, August 9

Hot Food Network Ladies

Madeline of Everything Rachael Ray and Edible TV recently posted about a Stuff magazine article called "The Hottest Women of Food Network." How did I miss this?!?!

Katherine McPhee is featured on the cover, but I think our own Rachael Ray could have been a fine substitute.



Rachael, who has "gone from a frumpy chef with questionable taste in pants to a girl with whom we wouldn't mind hitting up the local White Castle" came in 7th, while my girl Ina Garten got 10th (does last place mean she's not hot or that she's just the least hot of the hottest?).



She isn't exactly pinup material, but she's rich, she's a great cook and her best friend is the least sexually threatening man on the face of the earth. She's not ideal for the one-night hook-up, but once her husband dies, we'll be the first ones in line trying to move into her well-furnished mansion in the Hamptons.


One thing that's weird about this Top 10 is the horrible quality of pictures Stuff managed to dig up. True, our fair FN stars aren't followed as routinely as Britney or Angelina, but it shouldn't be that hard to get a clear photo!

Case in point, Robin Miller and her "huge eyes and almost Steven Tyler-like smile":



Blech! "Robin knows just about everything you need to know about food to keep your torso looking like it belongs in the cast of 300."

Ummm... no, she doesn't.

And even worse: " ...after a night with her you'll need a few protein shakes and an ice pack."

Giada De Laurentiis took the top honors.


"...we'd like to publicly call out TV Guide for having the audacity to give Giada's breasts 'Jeers.' If you jerks criticize this fine young woman for showing off her fine olive-colored skin again, we'll totally kick your asses. Or we'll just use one of the other 5 million better methods for finding out what's on TV."

Lots of fun quotes in there about Paula and Ellie, too. Check it out. I should have written that article, though. Need a freelancer, Stuff?

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It's Thursday. Woo hoo. I'll be comin' atcha from a different locale after this week, so sorry for the delay in posting. Thing will be back up to speed shortly. Enjoy this hot, hot day.

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posted by jacob @ 8:49 AM
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12 Comments:

At 8/09/2007 10:02 AM ,  Gen said...

Um...Okay. Where to start? Ina is No. 10? WTF? Ina should be in at least the top 5. She has a subtle sexuality that we get a glimpse of whenever she cooks for her Jeffery. They've been married forever and there is still a big spark. Robin Miller even making the list is a farce. She's got the body of a 12 year old boy. If she ate a meatball she'd look prego. (I know, I know... that's an old one). Nigella should be No. 1. I am a heterosexual woman but that girl is hot. The way she licks cake batter off of her fingers is sexy. The way she grabs a midnight snack from the fridge at the end of her show is sexy, too. I wonder what kind of bra she wears? I'm rambling now.

Here's my Top Ten.
10. Gale Gand
9. Ingrid Hoffmann
8. Sandra Lee
7. Cat Cora
6. Paula Deen
5. Rachel Ray
4. Ina Garten
3. Ellie Krieger
2. Giada De Laurentiis
1. Nigella Lawson

 
At 8/09/2007 2:01 PM ,  Anonymous said...

Hey, where is Ingrid on the list Stuff? How could you omit that hot dish? No pun intended;-) I'd put Nigella first. She's a woman among girls. Giada second for her natural boobs alone. Ingrid third for her latino heat vivaciousness.
Ellie fourth. How many women could pull off a short haircut like that and still be sexy? Rachael fifth. She's got a great lower half. The others do nothing for me. Sorry.

 
At 8/09/2007 2:10 PM ,  Mansi Desai said...

HI there,

I think Giada's sexiest, but I can't say that about Rachel at all:) neways, I don't think these great chefs who create magic with their hands should be publicized in this way though...

btw, pls feel free to comment on my rachel ray and food network discussion today at >
and I'd like to add u to my blogroll as i'm a FN fan too!! check out my site to see if u find it interesting enuf:)

-Mansi
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